What is a computer super hero called?
Ans- A screen saver.

Where do computers go to dance?
Ans- The disk – O

Why did the computer cross the road?
Ans- To get a byte to eat.

Why was the computer angry?
Ans- Because it had a chip on its shoulder.

Where do cool mice live?
Ans- In mouse pad.

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Who chases computer criminals?
Ans- A hacker-tracker.

What do you get if you cross a computer with an elephant?
Ans- Lots of memory.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
Ans- A machine that has a bark worse that a byte.

Why did the computer get glasses?
Ans- To improve its websight.

Customer: "I'm running Windows '95."
Tech: "Yes."
Customer: "My computer isn't working now."
Tech: "Yes, you said that."

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